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Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022
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Something that normal people get more offended by then actual retards
Your a retard.
THATS A SLUR
I'm retarded and idgaf bitch.
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You is the definition of you I don’t have a picture of you but it’s you
You is the definition of you I don’t have a picture of you but it’s you Oh yeah if you look this up your retarded
by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022
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Guy 1: Did you that Todd is gay?
Guy 2: I know! What a retard
by KingAlldis May 1, 2022
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In an effort to redefine the "R word" Cross-eyed, Drug-dealing Rapist/Pedophile T.Webster (Kingston, Ontario). Finished 2nd place to a mule in a rock paper scissors competition. T.Webster screamed paper, Mule kicked him in the head.
That retard in Kingston, Ontario wont harm another child
by AbsoluteSuicideKing May 6, 2022
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Wow look how retarded he is he got a 27/8,000,000 on the test.
by Why are we here. May 6, 2022
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