muddy potato toss

While in the act of anal intercourse, the penis slips out alowing a small compact piece of feces to slide out of the rectum and onto the floor. The male in this situation would then toss that muddy potato to an unknown undisclosed location

Doug tossed that muddy potato behind sharrons bed like it was never there and kept on gettin it. This is known as the muddy potato toss.

by Potato scooper November 4, 2013

Potato

Potato is a highly consumed drug that most of people consume in their free time.
Potato is also known as mister potato where he teached PeppaPig how to eat potatos.

8 year old kid: yo do you have the thing?
dealer(potato seller) yes how much you want kid?

by _MomZ September 17, 2020

Fried Potato

My friend's username, I think this will be rejected though.

Fried potato made fun of me for accidentally typing keybeard instead of keyboard

by MelonSmasher29 March 13, 2023

Sweet potato

My sweet potato is the best tree someone could ever hope for and he is the most fun and loving sweet potato I have ever met

Do you cook your sweet potato

No, I love my sweet potato

by Meatballlllllls March 7, 2022

Reverse potato

A sex position where the girl lays on her belly while curled up like a potato and the guy pipes her from behind.

Dude 1: yo dude you know that girl Foz ?
Dude 2: yeah bro
Dude 1: I straight up reverse potatoed her last night

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Potato Poop

An Potatoes Booty.

AN POTATO HAS POOP POTATO POOP STORM ALERT POOP

by The Real Windows XP June 6, 2018

making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.

Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019