Graveyard Legs

To lose one’s manhood when entering between a females knees who is nothing more than a good time sally, or for the embryo of egg fertilization not to survive more than a week after creation because the womb of the woman is not fit to bare children.
Graveyard legs defined:
Her: I really want to try to a child.
Me: (knowing she’s had 3 miscarriages and 2 abortions) alright graveyard knees, let’s get passt dinner, and we’ll talk about it.
by Grimsteezy November 04, 2022
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Bread Leg

A species of bread beast that have retractable legs and scurry around when resident humans are not watching.
Person1: "Wow, did you see that Bread Leg over there!"
Person2: "Robin, you know that Bread Leg is too stealthy to be seen."
by RA3BIES September 29, 2020
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Leg Day

the most painful day (s) of the workout routine. You may also end up losing your leg functionality if you don't do it properly. Please ask for pro help before working your legs out!
This bloke lost the mobility of his right leg because he really tore off his front tensor muscles and he can't lift his leg up for shit. Leg day is going to be out of his program for a while.
by Ape Warrior October 01, 2023
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leg day

A day that seemingly disappears from all gymgoers routine.
person 1: Hey Sam, what day is it today?

person 2: Mike, its obviously leg day.

person 1: What in the fuck is that?

person 2: The day where we train lower body.

both: Please shoot me
by igojim December 10, 2024
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Bowl Scroll Leg

The toe tingle felt after an excessive amount of bowl scrolling.
I could barely stand to wipe once the Bowl Scroll Leg kicked in.
by jedwardy November 23, 2022
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one-legged

When you’re trying to sleep but it’s too warm for you to keep both feet under the blanket but too cold for you to keep them above the blanket so you keep one under one above
-How’d you sleep last night?

-One-legged!
by prisky April 11, 2022
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Left-leg syndrome

The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.
“My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”
by Normal people other than Chloe February 10, 2019
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