National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd

“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.

“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

beat meat

to repeatedly smack a segment of meat, (particularly cow fat), with a specialised tool known as a willy wacker

OMG!, my bf Jonathan let me beat his meat at dinner last night, it was incredible! (beat meat)

by lucasant November 14, 2023

The Beat-oven

The Greatest Musician of all time

The Beat-Oven is the GOAT

by Omooooooooo January 01, 2022

Onna beat

A phrase you can add to the end of any sentence to make it sound cool as fuck

Aye which one of y’all mfs tryna skip class onna beat

by Datdude64 August 01, 2020

Rocky Beats

Wizord's first song for his Friday Night Funkin Mod about Cheeky from Roblox Mugen.

Simplistic song that puts the player in a good mood and to set up further shock for later events in the mod.

Person 1: Oh did you play the new Fnf vs. Cheeky mod?

Person 2: Yeah! My favourite song was "Rocky Beats!"

by Thepoopopppeepeeeman September 18, 2022

beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty March 29, 2016