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Top Shotta David

best guy you’ll meat.
Girl: heyyyy top shotta
Top Shotta David: wys
by Top Shotta March 3, 2024
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David

1. A maths nerd
2. And a bit of an english nerd (even though he'll never admit it)
3. Has the floofiest hair
4. Is the most amazing perfect guy EVER
"Look at that purple dinosaur out with his lawnmower - nevermind its just David!"
by dsl345897 November 7, 2022
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David Schoder

He is the "REAL-ONE" !!! He is what you would call the strongest, best, coolest, funniest, best person of the world!
I am David Schoder ---> Niggha, I am the real one!!! I am the one, the one, yes I don't need a gun to get respect uppon the streets!

Being Defined by MK
by Michal K. January 5, 2017
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Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!
by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023
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Juning David

Juxtaposition aiming to add queer representation to biblical depictions of David, who is the symbol of liberty and freedom of the Republican ideals; furthermore, June is the US month to celebrate pride.
Caitlyn Jenner's transition in conjunction with her conservative political affiliation means she's Juning David!
by CheeseCAKEGIRL December 17, 2024
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david joseph lee

The founding father of the New Nation "Free America ". III% PATRIOT, American hero, like a immortal GOD.
All people should be humble for the blessings that was bestowed up us by David Joseph Lee.
by KUNTRY January 19, 2017
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David

a big dick white male who is going to fuck your whole family tree
to describe other David people
by maja java konj so golem kur November 22, 2021
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