Air-b-n-b

A creepy house that you hire that will watch you sleep like Edward Cullen. (With cameras 🥰).

Dude1: Yo! My Air-b-n-b watched me jerk off!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air-b-n-b???

by so_coquette_🎀 May 14, 2024

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Air b n b

A house that you hire that will watch you sleep with cameras like Edward Cullen 🎀

Dude 1: Yo! My Air b n b watched me jerk off and the owner sent me the footage!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air b n b?

by so_coquette_🎀 May 14, 2024

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sir air Mancus

Mancus butt sir air sir

Marcus: o r u
Mancus: im a sir air Mancus

by the one and only youghurt male May 21, 2024

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air jail

Holding a pet, most often a cat or a small dog, in the air for a while and refusing to put it down. It's a humorous, lighthearted "punishment" for something (usually minor) the animal did.

Luna, if you scratch my hand again, you'll be in air jail.

by theythempussy February 11, 2024

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1. Bend over so you're on all fours.

2. Relax your muscles and allow your asshole to "gape" and let air in.

3. Squeeze the air out by tightening your muscles.
4. Repeat from step 2

This should "shitify" the air by making all the air be air that was in your ass.

example 1:
me (on the bed): *shitifing the air*
my gf (at her desk, hearing me): STOP SHITIFYING THE AIR!

example 2:
me: *on all fours on the bed)
my gf: i know what you're going to do, don't shitify the air

by falsefox February 12, 2024

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