Hail Mary Parade

(noun)

A series of last-ditch efforts or dramatic actions taken by a company, especially one facing potential failure, in a bid to quickly revive its fortunes. Characterized by a flurry of product announcements, ambitious projects, or strategic shifts, all launched in quick succession, in the hope that at least one will capture the market's or investors' attention and save the company from downfall.

The act of deploying multiple, often disparate, strategies or initiatives simultaneously, akin to throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, under circumstances where failure seems imminent. This approach is marked by a blend of desperation and spectacle, aiming to generate buzz and rekindle interest in a sinking enterprise.
"Seeing the tech company roll out a new product lineup, a partnership, and a pivot to a new market all in one quarter felt like watching a Hail Mary Parade. Everyone knew they were on their last legs, trying anything to stay afloat."
by Surur March 08, 2024
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trace-marie

A girl who is very diverse and is kind to others. trace-Marie's usually are shy but have a lot of friends
I had a friend named Trace-Marie and she was very fun.
by namegame1 December 22, 2016
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Flail Mary

(video games) to risk using a melee attack in order to stay alive. This usually occurs when the player is low on ammunition or is due to reload, The odds of success are low but a successful attempt is often celebrated with a sigh of relief or an exuberant shout of victory.
Gamer one: " Remember that sweet flail Mary I pulled off last night? That totally won us the match."

Gamer Two: " You want a medal to go with that swelling head of yours? Get over yourself you poser."
by Knoxford English Dictionary January 12, 2015
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mary-joe

a person that is very over exaggerated and constantly on weed.
bro that dude is such a mary-joe
by dippythekid April 25, 2017
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Grilled Mary

An object in which a promenent person, often a religious figure, can be seen. The name comes from the famous GRILLED cheese with the Virgin MARY on it.
Bob: OMGWTFBBQ! I can see Abe Lincoln on this potato chip!
Ted: You can see a Grilled Mary in anything.
by T2master October 28, 2007
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Mount Saint Mary

A highschool in Watchung NJ. Watch out for a racist Director of admissions who likes to pick on students of color for minor uniform violations, while simultaneously letting lighter skinned girls with skirts that are WAY too short walk unbothered.

Nice to know a school that preaches about "mercy for all" doesn't practice their own values. Hypocrisy at it's finest, I say.

Also, not very welcoming for LGBT community, probably because of it's Catholic-origin.
Student 1: Dude, the DOF just pulled me over and lectured me in front of everyone for not having my shirt underneath my school sweatshirt, despite me explaining my situation.

Student 2: Haven't you heard? She let's the Caucasian students walk right in front of you even if they have major uniform violations. Lots of girls thinks she's races and had preferences.

Student 1: Geez. ...why am I not surprised. Mount Saint Mary cruelty...
by lacrosseboss November 04, 2021
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Genevieve Marie Tisler

The most perfect girl in the world, you couldn't find anyone better. The perfect girl to joke with, talk to, and admire. With eyes that shine, a face more beautiful than any, and a heart that is so big. I'm so happy to have you in my life.
Steven "Genevieve Marie Tisler, will you be my girlfriend"
Genna "Yes"
by Genna's Boy March 04, 2024
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