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The internet is real

No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.
Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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Lower internet

1. The obscure and less accessible areas of the internet, often associated with content that is not indexed by traditional search engines and may include illegal or ethically questionable activities. These regions typically consist of anonymous forums, underground marketplaces, and other hidden networks.

2. A segment of the internet characterized by niche subcultures and communities that operate outside the mainstream, frequently involving unique cultural norms, jargon, and behaviors that are not easily visible or accessible to the general public.
When you encounter the concept of the 'lower internet' for the first time, you might think it refers to a community of marginalized people who upload trash content online.

The lower internet is a sanctuary for creators whose art is unappreciated by the masses, a refuge for those with a delicate and refined sense of beauty who, through their personal actions, create and preserve the cultural values left by their predecessors, yet despite their significant contributions to culture, have found themselves on the fringes of society.
by metaviber August 10, 2024
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magic internet money

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.
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Dead Internet Theory

Everything online right now is fake. Algorithmic curation, bot activity, filters and AI generated content. Are you communicating with a real person or code?
The Internet died years ago but nobody noticed, Dead Internet Theory is real...
by Nukem6 May 4, 2024
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Dead internet theory

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...
Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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The Internet Hyena's Grasp

The definition of either:

1) The Internet overinflating a trifle and milking it for every last ounce of content
2) Everyone and their gramma taking a current event and making a video about it

The word comes from the YouTuber W3TB who compares these actions to Hyenas ganging up on weak animals for food.
Pyrocynical was really ripped to shreds by The Internet Hyena's Grasp.
by anonymous June 19, 2024
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Dead Internet Theory

90% common in youtube shorts comments, these are mostly found in brainrot and content farm channels and shorts, mostly these comments are a bunch of 0 iq shitty stupid dumb ai bot. comments like (heart emoji x3) ofofof i love wenda, yes, LIKE IF YOU LOVE SPRUNKI (like beggar emoji) hi really bonkie, hope this shit ends
dead internet theory. aaaaaaaa, heart emoji, wenda x gray ships which sucks.. gibberish comments, etc
by The roblox maxwell cat :) March 3, 2025
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