Hot tea 

When annoying girls "spill" drama
They usually say "imma spill some tea" as reetering to "I'm going to tell you some drama"

Girl 1: hey gurl let me spill some hot tea
Girl 2: Yas gurrll
Girl 1: The tea is especially hot today!

Hot tea by ramen_n July 16, 2018

Hot Wheels 

The act of setting a kid in a wheelchair on fire and watching it roll down a hill.

1. You know Rodney?
2. That disabled kid?
1. Yeah! Let’s go hot wheels him!
2. Hell yeah!

Hot Wheels by WickedJohn February 21, 2020

hot pot 

The act of inserting warm water into one's anus, for pure pleasure. The water must be heated to less than boiling, for obvious reasons, and is sometimes enhanced with mint for the pleasure tingles it will induce. This type of anal play can be enjoyed solo, or with a partner. Men and women alike engage in this kink.

Teddy asked me for a hot pot tonight. I've got the turkey baster ready!

hot pot by GushingForth November 16, 2016

Hot mess 

A person who's physically/sexually very attractive, but an emotional/psychological disaster area. Extremely charismatic in short bursts; typically but not necessarily great in the sack; impossible to live with. Male Patron Saint: Tom Cruise. Female Patron Saint: Lindsay Lohan/Winona Ryder (tie).

"Did you see those side boob pics of LiLo going into rehab?"

"She looked great in court, too. Man, she is one hot mess."

Hot mess by SmallieBiggs May 31, 2013

hot dog 

The reason America is so overweight.

American I just had a hot dog

Canadian *sigh*

hot dog by fatness101 July 23, 2010

hot alaskan fire breathing karl 

The ingenious combiniation of the hot karl, and the alakan fire breathing dragon;
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.

Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"

Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"

Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"

hot alaskan fire breathing karl by getemmm0611 January 26, 2009

hot pockets 

Aa microwaveable meal of cheese and meat wrapped up in a flaky crust that was first introduced in 1983. Hot pockets became famous for their "crisping sleve" which allowed the pocket crust to become crispy in the microwave, and for their repetitive advertising jingle consisting of just the words "Hot Pocket".

Interest in Hot Pockets had a revival of sorts with a comedy routine where Jim Gaffigan talks about his love-hate relationship with this less-than-healthy food product.

What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, "Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet."

hot pockets by Sybarite June 28, 2006