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THE PINNACLE OF BRAINROT.

Legend speaks of a man who had memorized the sacred texts. After REDACTED amount of REDACTED witnessed the REDACTED that happened, the man was never seen again.
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Golden Slipper

The act of pissing in your pants and feeling the hot urine run down over your legs and bare feet
Sally loves to have a nice golden slipper before she showers
by Freakypapakeifer February 16, 2024
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golden Bandaid

A golden bandaid is someone or something who just looks good on the outside but is fake and has something bad or dark underneath
“ I love Justin Timberlake
“Girl, get over him he is just good on the outside, like a golden bandaid”
by Ched in bed 101 February 21, 2024
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The golden nugget

The name for that one small nugget of shit that has some yellow stuff t in it, and a bit of red.
Guy 1: i just did the golden nugget
Guy 2: call an ambulance
by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024
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golden laptop

golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.
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by damo dazza February 26, 2024
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Golden Laptop

The golden laptop refers to Jaden Reid's laptop being spray-painted in gold, and then the participants that are painting trace their dongs onto the laptop. They hide under the table until Reid sits down, then the participants jump out and skull fuck him until he has a phobia of laptops and the colour gold.
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