Crusty Face

The face that one makes when feeling completely embarrassed, otherwise known as crusty. This face differs from salty face because when hears salty face, you look at whomever said those horrible words with a look of misunderstanding and beat the crap out of them. When one hears crusty face, they immediately start crying and rocking back and forth in the fetal position because you were humiliated so badly.

Megan: Hey you guys... Did you see that really pretty girl totally shoot down that loser?
Jackie: Yeah.
Abbey: Totally
All three: CRUSTY FACE!

by Jayy.M July 31, 2009

Fist to face

My fist on your face

I wanna see you fist to face!

by Andiz Grounder April 24, 2010

face-capade

A person who leads an entirely different life in the real world than the happy little one they portray on Facebook.

Her Facebook status says "Jane Doe took the day off tomorrow because my awesome hubby is taking me car shopping for a hybrid! I just need to do my part to help the environment!" but in reality her marriage is falling apart, her Suburban was just repossessed and she lost her job at the mall because she slept with her bosses boyfriend, what a Face-capade!

by The Steng March 11, 2010

Wriggly Face

Wriggly face is an emoticon; Typed as :3 which is used only in wriggly times. There are many variations of the wriggly face including:
Sad Wriggly Face - 3':
Angry Wriggly Face - >:3
Soppy Wriggly Face - <:3

Wriggly Face has also been dubbed the controversial retard face but this was not in use for long.

The human representation of Wriggly Face is to put your coat over your mouth and nose and then make your eyes big.

Josh: I don't fancy, Andy.
Zoe: You doo. :3
Josh: I really don't.
Zoe: You love it. :3
Josh: That doesn't make sense.
Zoe: 3':
Josh: What?
Zoe: Sad Wriggly Face!

by Koshwaa October 21, 2009

Braille Face

A girl you bring home to sport fuck that has such extreme acne a blind person could read her face.

Man 1 - I can't believe you brought home that Braille Face last night.
Man 2 - Give me a break I drank a fifth before we went out last night.

by Porkys PTA August 8, 2010

Your Face

The ultimate comeback est. by Alex S. and by no means can be used by Alex C.

Person 1"Your Face"
Person 2"Your mom"
Person 1"your mom's face"

by Alex Seminario December 14, 2008

Pangea-face

Someone whose features are scrunched in the center of their face, like unto the way that the continents once were clustered in the center of the world, surrounded by a broad swath of ocean.

<i>"Did you see that Pangea-face, trying to hit on my boyfriend?"</i>

by Violet Smith December 15, 2008