Stink eye

The act of placing your left or right eye directly into your partner’s butthole and fluttering your eyelashes.

Last night I gave my girl the stink eye, it was amazing for her but now I have pink eye.

by PatientQuack September 10, 2018

Eye Cocka

Snotty, slimey, gooey, sometimes hard, crusty, flakey adhesive appearing mysteriously on morning eyelashes; momentarily handicapping sight and tranquility. Sometimes followed by "Pink Eye".

1. Every morning I brush my teeth, wash my face, and wash out the Eye Cocka. 2."Go wash your face! And get dat Cocka out ya eye!"

by Redboneguerilla November 17, 2009

eye-mail

(n.) - Visually-pleasing email messages and letters that arrive in your inbox with vibrantly-colored backgrounds and icons.

"Most of my incoming email is boring black-and-white messages, but every once in a while, someone sends me some really cool eye-mail, and I love it!"

-- Overheard at a watercooler at the San Francisco Art Institute

by PRwiz101 September 1, 2009

Spring eye

Describes the appearance of one or more eyes affected by hayfever. The eye goes red and/or watery and is unmistakably unattractive to other people who make eye contact with the affected individual.

I came into work this morning and Debbie from accounts kept looking at me weird while I tried to flirt with her up real close. I didn't realise it was because of my Spring eye until I checked in the restroom mirror later.

by Kernel Panic 1000 October 7, 2010

Bee's Eyes

A sexual act in which the testicles of a male are rested upon the eye sockets of a willing partner. The primary modus operandi is for the tip of the nose to be placed against the chode or taint, with the forehead supporting the brunt of the penis. 'Inverted Bee's Eyes' are equally common, and to be found especially in the gay mens' 69 position. In cases where the scrotum's hair has been removed through chemical application, or otherwise, "Bald Bee's Eyes" is the product. Other variants include "Frosted", "Brown", and "Bloody" version of the manuever.

statement: "Cindy licked my asshole last night."
response: "Did you give her the bee's eyes?"

by Dr. Brownose October 21, 2010

crook eye

A mythical entity that exists in the ethereal plane but can control the actions of humans who abuse certain drugs such as cannabis.

Man, you're sure acting' like a crook eye today. Get the crook eye outta ya.

by Stu Hu July 23, 2009

Round Eye

Americanized Chinese Food. Usually just referred to as Chinese Food but sometimes the distinction needs bring back some actual Chinese food back. Usually used when an ethnically Chinese person is buying food for other people.

Person 1: WTF is this!
Chinese Guy: Balut
Person 1: Yo I thought you were just gonna get us some round eye not actual Chinese.

by Selaney March 20, 2021