Chris

He has big dick energy you can hear it flopping around if you touch him your dick grows 3 inches

I touch Chris and my load got bigger

by Speddy Eddie May 2, 2019

Chris

One of the most kind and hansome people you'll ever meet.Chris is an amazing and friendly boy.He plays the guitar and likes martial arts.If you meet someone named Chris keep him,he will make you believe in love again.

Person A:Look Chris is comin'!
Person B:"Smiles"

by Yoursandonly April 11, 2022

Baby chris

Also known as " Baby cj" or "CJ" or "Chris" ... YouTubers Queen Naija and Chris Sails son. He has long curly hair and he is 4 years old almost 5 in February. His parents split up when he was three. Look up there old channel "Chris and queen" , which is now chris sails channel but still has there old videoss. look up their pranks, too and u will see cj ;)

Chris sails and queen naija- "I love you baby Chris"

Baby Chris ( or cj)- I wuv u too Mama and Daddy"

by My number is 2705608363 ;) November 29, 2019

CHRIS?

A mass so incomprehensibly large, just the thought of her could cause the Earth to split.

‘Is that Chris?”
“Chris is so big, the ball on a lollipop is the Sun for him”

by Msmcoolman June 9, 2025

chris

night night dipshit

chris you suck

by Jskzjdjdjdjd July 25, 2020

Chris

Chris the the sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has massive muscles and a great sense of humor. He's great in bed and he always looks perfect and is ready to make you laugh. He normally pairs up with a Charlotte but any cute girl is fine for him.

Girl 1: OMG it's Chris!!!

Girl 2: He's so hot, I heard he gives good head.

by JESUSCHRISTIWANTANAME June 5, 2022

Chris Browned

To absolutely beat the living shit out of your girlfriend

News man 1 - "On tonights news, 23 year old male going to jail for absolutely beating the shit out of his girlfriend for touching his pizza rolls."
News man 2 - "Now thats what I called gettin' Chris Browned."

by jvic3 February 8, 2022