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Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels
Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.
by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024
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Beat A Furry Day

November 27 is National Beat A Furry Day

On that day you can beat up as many furries as you want.
Person 1: Hey its beat a furry day.
Person 2: cool, I'll get my base ball bat
by pluh man 420 69 March 23, 2024
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Chase Type Beat/Build

Chase Type Beat is a certain look , vibe, and body type. A character is elongated and looks like a noodle. Most are also strange or weird creatures looking characters that make you chuckle.
Ex:Apple Jacks Mascot
“This is lowkey chase type beat/build”
“ chase type beat/build fr”
“CHASE TYPE BEAT/BUILD!!”
by Crybaby crusader June 29, 2024
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Price Beat

Alex asked for a price beat on water balloons was denied.
by YaboyPK123 March 1, 2023
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Towny Beats

1: A word describing the form of sound system a towny has in his/her (normally male) car.

2: A style of music, normally rap, played unnecessarily loudly out of a towny's car.
ex1: "Those be some shithot towny beats motherfucker"

ex2: " stick on those towny beats motherfucker "
by Musician on a mission December 14, 2003
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Lost Beat

You See That Niggah?.. Nah Why?... He Look Like A Lost Beat!... Oh He's A Fagg!
by WackaFlaka!Flame! April 3, 2010
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Beat O’ Sleep O’

To hit the bed, hit da hay! In other words SLEEP
Say less wag, ima go beat o’ sleep o’ then safe
by Randomuser9718 August 16, 2024
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