off the air

Anything our friend Billy would say at any time, at any place. But our better friend, Alex, fortunately has never had an "off the air" experience, but wishes to take this moment to give some examples of Billy moments:

"No no, my watch is broken, but I can tell the time anyway."
--Off the air

"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air

"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air

"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air

"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air

by APW December 6, 2006

AIR

The word AIR is an abbreviation for AM I RIGHT? Which is a commonly used phrase tagt needs an abbreviation ok?!?!? So now it is one! Its rly cool

When u say AIR:
Jade-‘Omg look at my puppy shes so cool AIR???’
Lina- ‘tf is AIR ?’
Jade-‘its a new abbreviation i made ,cool AIR‘

by Inventor of AIR June 14, 2018

Air Force Connection

Used to describe someones bad internet connection. Can be expressed to someone who is actually in the Air Force or just has ass internet.

Friend: Yo im lagging.
Friend 2: You got that air force connection!
Friend: Fuck let me restart my shit.

by Xboxguy343 November 13, 2019

The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

Air

Your dad

Your dad turned into Air

by Yetiboi06 December 16, 2021

Air Bum'ing

The act of bum'ing someone with out them knowing and without contact

I air bum'ed my boss today Air Bum'ing

by pjmuvaDJ December 16, 2009

Aired

Aired is when you use it to do something “stupid”. Can be used to do anything tbh.

“John is going out to get aired tonight”
“Nah I don’t want to get aired today”
“LMAO HE GOT AIRED”

by asphvlt September 29, 2023