Holy Fuck Cakes

When saying holy shit, holy fuck, or holy hell just isn't enough.

Holy fuck cakes! That guy just did a super backflip while eating pancakes!

by NattyM December 31, 2009

Lemon Pound Caked

The act of cops entering homes and stealing the residents possessions.

The cops busted my door down then lemon pound caked me in broad daylight

by Alicatz March 27, 2023

confetti cum cake

When you go to a little kids birthday party and cum in his or hers

cake

That kids getting a confetti cum cake this year.

by slapyodaddy February 21, 2018

fart cake

When one eats cake, one might get serious gas as a result.

I don't think I should've eaten that cake. I think I'm gonna have a fart cake.

by Marisela July 25, 2004

beat her cakes

The cakes refer to the Vagina, and a man takes part in beating her cakes by fucking so hard that slapping sounds occur.

Damn Guy i beat her cakes so hard i have rashes everywhere.

DUUUUDE...I would beat her cakes anytime.

by Jack Gnoff June 30, 2006

Wedding Cake Fart

A gigantic, usually pretty loud fart that comes out multi-tiered, starting out extremely wide and becoming more narrow towards the end of the fart, feels like it's shaped almost like a wedding cake

I woke up to a nice wedding cake fart this morning, I felt pretty invigorated.

by Slimy Steve April 8, 2011

Cake and arse party

British military noun copied from the cockney term for a farce.
Used to describe an operation that has become a disorganised mess.
Synonym for clusterfuck, fuck-up

Things started well but soon turned into a total cake and arse party.

by JackSplash February 13, 2015