Floptropican War of 2023

In 2023, a brutal war committed by Da Boyz to end floptok was started, with the help of Duolingo, Da Boyz thought they ate, but Jiafei and her army ended Da Boyz. Da Boyz, unfortunately, have a country called DaBoyzia

Jiafei: DaBoyzia is dangerous for Floptropicans due to discrimination after the Floptropican War of 2023
CupcakKe: Oh no

by TheYassifacationOfChildren April 14, 2024

war

peace

btw freedom is slavery and ignorance is strength

war is peace -oceanian government

by A really big weirdo August 26, 2025

Nut-War

A nut-war is the exact halfway point of a process, investigation, or any other event. This usually replaces the words "In the middle of" and "halfway through"

James: Hey Sam! Do you want some coffee?
Sam: No thanks, I'm in a nut-war with making tea."

Nigel: Have you written all of the names?
Jill: No, but I'm in the nut-war of writing them all down.

by Ramrodai December 30, 2024

World War 6

preston tries to exterminate all cows because he doesn’t like milk

world war 6?
yeah preston started it because he doesn’t like milk

by Aushdj June 12, 2022

Freon war-shell

When your a senior citizen playing club lacrosse.

Number 26 is a Freon war-shell because he spins his stick instead of learning how to cradle.

by Sam Sampson April 28, 2023

scrapyard wars

the best fucking series made by linus tech tips but he don’t do it no more

Ivan: Yo that episode of scrapyard wars was dopeeee
Jake: I got a i5-2500k for 50 bucks canadian man!

by fbbdkbokdkboko May 25, 2022

Rank War

A war that consists of a series of attacks between 2 or more groups. In a rank war any weapon is acceptable, though the most popular weapon of choice are Rank Bombs, filled with fermented unrecognizable items/liquids. Only a few rank wars has happened, for a good reason.

Todd: oh god, did he just start a rank war
Zoe: he freaking did, what do we do?
Dave: RUN GODDAMN IT WHO KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN!

by An_endangered_species March 18, 2021