egg in the beard

Getting cum in the pubic hair.

"There's egg in the beard"
"That beard is pretty eggy"
"I'll put my egg in your beard"

by TRYBAL April 17, 2023

scrmbled eggs

Second prize

You get your hole back at her place?
No, scrambled eggs and a Sunday Herald though!

by Rab Ha July 2, 2004

omelette without eggs

is a meal cooked the same way as omelette, but without eggs

let's eat an omelette without eggs

by MICHELLEE42 May 5, 2023

Immigrant Egg

An spoicy pupper, the goodest boy, a sweet doge

Wow, what a spoicy dog

I know righttt, that's one nice Immigrant Egg

by pɹᴉǝʍ lǝǝɟ ᴉ August 30, 2017

Egg Salad

An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.

Dude, that chick last night was wild. She wanted to get an egg salad from me.

by Come get some salad December 5, 2017

egg bog

that post Chrissy lunch/dinner feeling where you cannot move and wish to nap for 27 years. Also defined as the pungent aroma that floats out of the toilet post-Chrissy roast.

Billy - great googly moogly, that lunch was sublime, how are you feeling Jerry?
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.

Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!

by monkay December 11, 2024

Pissing eggs

The result of inserting one or more airsoft BBs into the urethra then proceeding to either Unrinate or ejaculate them out

I was pissing eggs while I was alone in the airsoft feild

by Consiare June 25, 2022