tree called tart

treakle tart mispronounced

a tree called tart

by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023

call-n-askopy

When someone, typically a telemarketer, keeps calling and asking the same questions over and over again, thus becoming a pain in your ass. Pronounced like: Colonoscopy.

Hey, Dave. I appreciate that you're trying to cell me a new phone line, but you're really just giving me a call-n-askopy.

by DJ_SHOOFLY December 5, 2016

Call-back

That was called a call-back you humorless dork.

Hym “That was a call-back you humorless dork. How’s all that moral posturing feel? Good? Good.”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

hey siri call 911

Something you use to call 911 with

Person 1: Hey Siri call 911

Person 2: Can I order a pizza

by Mr. Myanmar October 18, 2023

call Saul

seeking help from someone who's done bad things

A: I'll never get our of this alive...
B: Then you better call Saul, cause no one else is gonna want to help now

by Sergej Heim July 25, 2024

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《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》And《¤》Jennifer《¤》Rodriguez《¤》'《¤》S《¤》Offspring《¤》Is《¤》Called《¤》Chesire《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025

Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.

-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!

by T D1ddy March 15, 2011