Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!
by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2021
Get the Jake Hansonmug. by Littleretroship April 8, 2022
Get the Jake Letomug. hes a fucking prick who cant get a girl cuz hes too busy hating on fans and saying they are pussys and hoes
by cobi smith June 3, 2018
Get the Jake paulmug. If your name is Jake, you are in need of IMMEDIATE mental help. Besides that, he can be a good friend and always know how to make you laugh. He can be supportive but sometimes he takes his jokes a little far. He is basically bones, twig-like arms and a pale-ish complexion.There's never a dull moment with a Jake.
by HEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeeee October 7, 2020
Get the Jakemug. The sexiest, smartest, tallest, strongest, longest, gayest piece of shit you'll ever meet. He usually is found in smaller towns, but he has seen the larger towns. So you'll know him.
by pappyflappy123 June 2, 2017
Get the Jake Debordmug. Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day
by Aid donkey guy March 10, 2019
Get the Jake Mathiesonmug.