shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 8, 2023

Two girls one cup

you really don't wanna know

PLEASE.DON'T.LOOK.IT.UP

"Hey do you maybe wanna watch two girls one cup" SAY NO

by therealrosalie November 25, 2021

Drawn to Life: Two Realms

A failed attempt to revive a 2007 series made by 5th Cell. The game is just a former shell of the original 2 games on the Nintendo DS, but at least David J. Franco composed the music...

Drawn to Life: Two Realms is a bad revival of Drawn to Life.

by anonymous200020 July 11, 2022

Two fingers, add the tit.

Two fingers, add the tit is a double espresso with a shot of warm cream.

If it is ok I would like Two fingers, add the tit. To go please.

by Gus Gus Cookie Buster July 27, 2022

Two fingers add the tit

Double espresso with a shot of warm cream.

If it is ok I would like two fingers add the tit. To go please.

by Gus Gus Cookie Buster July 30, 2022

One two up the shoot

When you conduct a sexual practise in a sneak manner in a public area or around people.

Yo dude I just did the cheeky one two up the shoot to my girlfriend on the train.

by H0rnee t33n January 11, 2022

Two omars facing eachother

Two omars facing eachother basicly means two retards facing eachother.

It happens When omar look into a mirror to see what color it is💀then he Discovers another person (himself)

Then he tries to talk with him which resolve to an endless stupid line of thoughts

In five words it means

Source of infinite amount stupidity

Something in the bathroom : Maaehhh
Ismail: is that a goat???
Simon: might be ??
Morgan Freeman: no..In fact what is occurring in the bathroom is the rare Occasion of Two omars facing eachother

by Lucky licks kicks April 1, 2022