by Labiaminoraslay April 28, 2023
by Vinnie Garstroke February 09, 2021
by kjnv;kejbf;qir March 01, 2021
Ex.1) "Hey have you seen my boyfriend!?"
"I think I saw him with Ashley talking boots, you deserve better."
Ex.2) Friend 1. "I don't know what to say I never had a date before"
Friend 2. "Just talk boots with her bro don't overthink everything."
Next day
Friend 2. " How did the date go, get any?"
Friend 1. "No you morron she just stopped talking to me and left after I kept talking about boots and how they are made, for half an hour. Neather of us were even wearing boots!"
Friend 2. *Facepalm*
"I think I saw him with Ashley talking boots, you deserve better."
Ex.2) Friend 1. "I don't know what to say I never had a date before"
Friend 2. "Just talk boots with her bro don't overthink everything."
Next day
Friend 2. " How did the date go, get any?"
Friend 1. "No you morron she just stopped talking to me and left after I kept talking about boots and how they are made, for half an hour. Neather of us were even wearing boots!"
Friend 2. *Facepalm*
by Just trying to dream March 16, 2021
“Omg Ashley I texted Ashton as if I was dive talking but it felt so good to get it off my chest and just tell him I was in love with him”.
by Dutches February 14, 2018
The argument you get into with your girlfriend when she thinks you are a dead beat pizza boy. The conversation usually ends with an ultimatum.
Guy #1: Hey man, you alright?
Guy #2: *sniffle* Nah dude, my girl just gave me the pizza talk.
Guy# 1: Dude that suuuuuucks
Guy #2: *sniffle* Nah dude, my girl just gave me the pizza talk.
Guy# 1: Dude that suuuuuucks
by SofaPizza February 01, 2024
by straight outta kempton November 25, 2024