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John Mayer

An amazin guitarist/lyricist that can make anyone sit down and listen, and then cry for hours because he's so amazing and can't be replicated.

He also has the amazing ability to make guitarists that listen to nothing but crazy metal that has not one bit of singing in it become jealous and idolize every peice of work he does.
"I would make love all over John Mayer's Guitar"
by Theegg16 August 28, 2008
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John Cena

ONE of the hottest wrestlers in WWE. Its obvious that his "whiteboy rapper character is fake" He's just a good actor.His lyrics are sadly horrible.Ladies,Try to imagine looking straight in to his eyes and be serious.Its hard not to smile isn't it?!

Would you just watch WWE Raw just to see him?!
OMG John Cenas finally on YES!!!
by Jacci July 27, 2006
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John Kerry

a conceding quitter, You should stick with it to the end TO THE END!!!
We almost got rid of Bush but John Kerry's quitter
by colorguardhobbit November 3, 2004
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pulling a john

when something more important is eminent, you instead ignore all responsibility. also, leaving your trash all over the place and acting like a total slob.
John had a test, but instead of studying he was pulling a john and playing pokemon and leaving his take-out food all over the couch.
by screamingreen18 March 14, 2008
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John Wood

John Wood (born July 14, 1946 in Melbourne, Victoria) is an Australian actor, best known for his role as Senior Sergeant Tom Croydon in the Seven Network's long running police drama Blue Heelers.

Wood is one of only two actors - the other being Julie Nihill - to star in Blue Heelers from its beginning in 1994 to its end in 2006.

John Wood also starred in the Australian television series Rafferty's Rules as Magistrate - Michael Rafferty. Rafferty's daughter was played by Australalian actress Rebecca Rigg.

He appeared in the 2005 edition of the Australian Dancing with the Stars but didn't win

He is a supporter of the Hawthorn Football Club in the Australian Football League.

Awards
He has been nominated for the Gold Logie for most popular personality on Australian television every year from 1997 to 2006. After ten consecutive Gold Logie nominations without a win, Wood won the prize in 2006.
John Wood
Blue Heelers (1994-2006)
by P. redeckis June 11, 2006
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John Wicking

Verb--When you throat punch someone with a gun, then unload 3 bullets in their head for good measure.
That boss of mine, some days I want to John Wicking Her.
by John Wick Fan January 28, 2017
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Baptist John

A religious wiseman/bum who lives in Sunland-Tujunga. John is a fountain of information who is willing to share his knowledge and give advice to open minds all over the world. John can be found in or around Sunland Park enjoying the atmosphere, or even sneaking in a little snooze. Not only wise about religion, John is a great advisor in all aspects of life. Baptist John will be remembered as one of the most influential, and at times eccentric, thinkers of the 21st century.
"Let the clouds break! And the wrath of GOD rain down on the unfaithful!" Baptist John
by Mr. Nolley Johnson June 13, 2008
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