noggin nugget

A person you find that’s almost guaranteed to give you head/ a blowjob

“Shelby is a noggin nugget, first date, guaranteed.”

by Codivi May 9, 2021

Turd Nugget

A phrase that kids say to someone/something that looks like a shit in a chicken nugget shape.

"Bill you look like a turd nugget!"

by RJ Hooven December 9, 2020

Cunt Nugget

When a woman expels a fart that then enters her vagina and she queefs it back out. Typically when sitting, but can happen at any angle where flatulence has a chance of entering the vagina.

Do I know what a cunt nugget is? Yes, I’ve been making them on your couch all evening.

by @CuntNuggetConnoisseur May 17, 2019

Dusty nuggets

Marijuana laced with Percocet or cocaine

Damn, I ain’t know shawty was smoking them dusty nuggets

by Groove City PNut June 13, 2024

Nonce Nuggets

Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!

“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.

“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”

by Cacker Man April 1, 2023

Nugget Blaster

Someone who cuts you off on the road. usually used when driving.

"What a nugget blaster they just cut me off"

by potatoacat April 18, 2020

Cool Nuggets

The satisfying feeling after eating chicken nuggets; whenever you feel something is as deliciously satisfying as a belly full of chicken nuggets, you are aloud to use this expression to describe your current state of happiness.

best friend; aw man, lets go to McDonalds and get drunk after.

you; cool nuggets. let's do it up.

by SuperEnnett January 10, 2011