Kentucky Straight

What a non-straight person who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.

Bro, are you gay?
"No! l'm Kentucky Straight!"

by Wordsdefined July 16, 2025

Super straight

Something to say to speedrun getting cancel on twitter.

marc: Im super straight

Twitter: U homophobic racist and anti-lgbtq+ peice of shit.

by Anounymouscoder12345 April 3, 2021

Straights

British, a pack of pre-rolled cigarettes.

Asking a friend who smokes "have you got any straights?"

by Eltuno August 19, 2019

Straight

A person who acts gay in front of their friends and yet tells he's 'straight'.

"Are you gay?"
"Oh I'm straight 100%"

by anonymous February 4, 2024

Straight

Being the guy who asks their hot neighbor out for dinner then finding out their not into guy's and are offended by the smallest glimpse of a man.

Straight Man: "Hey I was thinking we shou-"
Woman?: "Who tf gave you the right to ask me out you pervert, all you straight men are so offensive to people like me!"

by OMG they hit the Pentagon January 23, 2024

straight jibbin

only applies to ppl in the bay area. straight jibbin refers to thizzin in a way that doesn't require ecstasy or pills.

yo bruh i was straight jibbin at the afta party.

by mr.JIB September 15, 2009

Straight Seat

The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.

"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."

"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."

by WERQ May 7, 2014