Monster Hunter Now

A mobile game that was released to encourage fat fucks to get off their asses and go outside.

Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.

by The_Violator702 September 27, 2023

Morale Monster

(Noun) A bipolar NCO who believes it's their primary purpose and responsibility to micro manage and diminish the morale of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.

"Damn, the Morale Monster is back to make us clean up someone else's mess for the sixth time this week."

by Anon999993 October 24, 2008

Cookie Monster

When you put a cookie into your girl's pussy and or booty and eat it out.

I was baking with my babe and she was looking hot so I did a Cookie Monster.

by BIgBouncingBooty July 4, 2017

The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!

The Original Nightmare Fuel Where The Monster Lived In Japan.

Probably Was Seen In Mole as The Painter Where The Mole and Mouse Turned Every Color (Mole Turned Red and Mouse Turned Yellow) And They Turned Into The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!.

Which is Directly Called “日本のモンスター” or “Nihon no monsutā“.

Oh No! It’s The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!

by MacAgain October 20, 2019

Monster Within

someone who is a complete waste of space on this already dying planet also has a drinking problem and an expert stalker makes shitty ass weeb videos, literally would enjoy dick up his ass

Monster Within? isn't that the guy that likes children?

by TotallyNotDagon December 27, 2021

The Michigan Monster Mash

The Michigan Monster Mash happens once a year on Halloween night. It is a event where many people at a Halloween party get together in costumes and have a mass orgy. The best part of the Michigan Monster Mash is that everyone is in a costumes and no one knows who is who. So next Halloween go to a local part and do the mash ;)

The Michigan Monster Mash happened in Ann Arbor Michigan on Halloween night in 1999, and has happened ever year since.

by DR124 September 19, 2011

the monster energy

the monster energy is a sex move in which you chug a can of monster energy drink and blow it into the woman's vagina and let it fizz up, when it's done impatiently put your penis inside to feel the fizz.

Last night me and my girlfriend did the monster energy and she also licked the juices that got out.

by JJs19 September 21, 2020