29 March

National give your bf head and have sex in the shower day

bf: it’s 29 march
gf: and? what about it?
bf: let’s take a shower then
gf: ohhhh it’s that day

by Tomisatwat March 12, 2024

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Marching Band Show Reveal Day

The day that all people (in marching band) look forward to at the beginning of a new season, where the music and movements you will be working on repeatedly for the next few months are revealed.

Guy 1: Man, tomorrow is the marching band show reveal day, aren't you excited?

Guy 2: Of course I am, I bet it will be awesome.

by The Marching Griffin March 12, 2024

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March 13

People named Presley must give people named all tall people she knows $100.

"March 13 is when u must give me money."

by PobloThePro March 13, 2024

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March 13th

National tell someone that you like them day, wether you like them platonically or romantically.

-Hey, I like you.
-Where is this coming from?
-Today is march 13th, i have to tell someone I like them.

by pussyeater536 March 13, 2024

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Deck anyone under 5'5 in the face for ever assuming they could get money from tall people. Know your place, which is always and eternally, physically and classically below tall people. Never forget it again or else the $5 your broke ass begged for is getting shoved so far up your ass, it'll reach farther than the top shelf that you can't even jump up to.

"March 13th is give $5 to short people day--" I'm going to shoot you in the mouth.

by freediooo March 13, 2024

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