Mother

While I can't really speak for others, mine is a nasty old bitch who nags at me for doing whatever and hates me for no reason, but would jump in front of a fucking bullet for by goody two shoes sister.

My mother: Nag nag nag do your homework don't say anything mean about the neighbour's weird kid
Me: I'm just trying to live my life.

by leo123456 February 20, 2024

hapuns mother

the hottest women to ever grace my existence

dude 1: look its hapuns mother
dude 2: *dies*

by hapunsmother October 17, 2021

Fuckings mother

A person who has taken you into the world, but you wished they hadn't. So you kill yourself and blame it on your mother.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that Fillip killed himself.
Guy 2: Yeah he blamed that Fuckings mother.

by Johre Malin Ravndal November 12, 2018

Ur mother

If someone is insulting you and you don’t know what to say just say ur mother,it has some advantages such as:
Insulting the person
Emotional damage
Etc…

Blud1:fuck you
Blud2:ur mother
Blud1: :(

by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 3, 2023

Mother

A large piece of meat sitting on the couch demanding food or beer. Loves chores will be weird around your dad. Hearing banging noises in the night is normal.

I heard strange noises from mother last night.

by Other Ethan November 5, 2021

shit mother

a combination of holy shit and mother fucker: an exclamation of excitement and/or approval

Shit Mother! The Steelers kicked some ass yesterday! You know it.

by Nacho Grande November 19, 2007

mother fugder!!!!!!!!!

if you have a virgin mouth and and your parents, friends, or any jacked up bitch messes with you say this until your ready to not be a baby.

bitch: hey. dude. that outfit is sooo ugly.

you: shut up stuck up snob! what the fugde! I'm going slap you, you mother fugder!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( slap and cat fight after that)

by im a secret 098 September 14, 2010