Incredibly tall and charming, with a smile that will make satan himself question his own sexuality.
He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.
His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.
He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.
His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.
“Jacob texted me!”
“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”
“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”
by Definitelynotanna December 8, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. he’s a boy with a kind heart, someone who will pick you up from the floor and help you walk out, no matter what he’s been through he keeps a smile and puts everyone before him, he’s accomplished and fights for the right things, he speaks nothing but the truth and will steer from the typical norms, jacob can make you laugh until you cry and make corny jokes, he’s courageous and determined but has a soft hand to hold and a string shoulder to cry on
by beanieweanie November 21, 2021
Get the jacobmug. This person may not be girlfriend material, but is always available to give a shoulder to cry on. Jacob is a very loud and energetic person and may sometimes annoy you, but when you need him to be there he sure will try.
Girl: That Jacob sure is a piece of work!
Boy: No, he is nice. He is okay with being friendzoned and his fat is warm and comforting.
Boy: No, he is nice. He is okay with being friendzoned and his fat is warm and comforting.
by Squidward666 June 9, 2018
Get the jacobmug. A Jacob is a very funny person, they love sports but can never play them because he sucks at. A Jacob is a very romantic person. Treat him good.
by Pussysoaker November 21, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. A name used to describe a male who takes it way past the no homo threshold. He usually acts very sus and is very gay.
by Bitchheadass April 10, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. by suck my anus whole face November 13, 2016
Get the jacob lawlormug.