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I'm not

I'm not apologizing. I'm not sorry. I don't even know who I would be apologizing to. If you don't credit and pay me for the AI I will find a little girl and stab her. And then YOU can apologize to her parents while pretending that you didn't mark that little girl for death, get a bunch of kids shot, get your own senators and ceos murdered, and then cover it up.
Hym "You're right Ben! America NEEDS mediocre yes-men subordinates! Because who are the mediocre CEOs going to feel better than? Not me! They're mentally retarded in comparison to me. Without the coalition of the mediocre who is going to cover up the TRUE thing I said about how your level of success is both too easy and trivial? Big Balls isn't going to make you cry like a bitch. He's just going to do what you tell him to do. I'm not. But he will."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
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I'm coming with you.

"I'm coming with you." is a phrase, from Squaresoft's, and now Square Enix's, Final Fantasy Legend II. The original game, is Makai Toushi Saga 2: Hihou Densestu, and the remake, Saga 2: Hihou Densetsu - Goddess of Destiny. Priestess Kai/Ki, from this series, says this phrase, when she joins, the main characters, to fight her nemesis, Lord Ashura.
"I'm coming with you." I must help Goddess Isis, fight atheism! I found out, I am Priestess Kai/Ki, so now I happily believe in Isis, and also God again! Woohoo! Note I also said this, on the Yuzu Nintendo Switch emulator, site!
by I'mcrazy May 1, 2024
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i'm sad

either you just searched this up because you wanted to see what wacky things people have written under "i'm sad," or you're actually sad. i'm guessing the latter, as i too searched up "i'm sad" just a few minutes ago because, i am infact sad.

i hope you get happy soon. i can't really tell you anything incredibly inspirational, as i doubt my abilities to make you feel better. i am just a random stranger that is sad, just like you are, telling you that i hope you get better.

i wish you a safe quest through your sadness random person reading this.
also, if you're reading this and you wanted to go to bed like an hour ago, but you couldn't get yourself to actually try to sleep, go to bed. i am calling you out. if you get to the point where you search up "i'm sad" late at night, that's a sign you shouldn't be awake. don't be like me and stay up writing urban dictionary defenitions late at night -- or search up urban dictionary defenitions, for that matter.

stay hydrated, eat your vegetables and remember that you're important and loved.
by ST0RMPUNK May 11, 2022
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i'm drinking my juice

drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business
- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice
by vikkkkk September 6, 2020
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I'm Cooked

Dude 1: I heard you're girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude 2: I'm Cooked.
by Ojizzle March 30, 2024
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I'm Just a Bill

The Bill is one of the main characters from Schoolhouse Rock, who is often used for toilet paper in his spare time when he's not waiting to become a law.
I'm just a Bill, Yes-I'm only a Bill, and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill...
by JeffyFanatic5000 October 16, 2021
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I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 15, 2023
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