Hell

Hell is School
On April 23, 1635, the first public school in what would become the United States was established in Boston, Massachusetts. Known as the Boston Latin School, this boys-only public secondary school was led by schoolmaster Philemon Pormont, a Puritan settler. The Boston Latin School was strictly for college preparation.

Sum kid in 1634: Yay i can stay home evryday! i dont need to go to learn!
Kids in 1636: Oh no :( summer break is at its end. We need to go visit hell again D:
The teacher: Welcome to hell!

by im just here for no reason :D October 26, 2022

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Get the Hellmug.

Oh bloody hell

Being on your period

You can't go downtown cause it's oh bloody hell.

by anonymous November 4, 2021

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Get the Oh bloody hellmug.

Hell Rail

A massive line of cocaine that would make a person, vomit.

Of course it's good quality, if you can do this Hell rail and not throw up I'll be very surprised.

by Sirsoupcancock September 20, 2023

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Get the Hell Railmug.

I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.

I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2023

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