harryflorals 

the best Harry Styles fan account on Instagram that saves every Harry fan. they update their account every show, and we all love harryflorals

“hey did you see the video of Harry that harryflorals posted?”
“who’s harryflorals?”
“only the best account ever! i stan harryflorals”

harryflorals by iloveharryflorals October 16, 2021

Harrysexual 

Only being attracted to the hottest and cutest man alive aka harry styles.

for example:

X: have you seen harry styles? he's so hot
Y: but i thought you were asexual?
X: nah i'm a whore for him, i'm just harrysexual

Harrysexual by 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 March 19, 2020

Hairy worm 

when you take your pubic hair and twist it into a wormlike shape and let it stay in that form... it will look like a hairy worm

Sal: oh my fucking god i just got the longest hairy worm ever its so fucking hairy and fucking fucking sexy as fucking fuck come look at it fucking now

Phuck: OH MY FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GOD I WANT TO CHEW ON IT FUCKING NOW

Hairy worm by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 6, 2021

Hairy Chicken

Hairy Chicken can be thought of as the Indian version of Chuck Norris. He's elusive, powerful and legendary. The legend of Hairy Chicken originates from deep within the eastern region of India, from the times of the former Vanga Kingdom. Local Bengali folklore passed down stories of Lomasa eka or "the hairy one". In local culture, superstitions and even jokes can be heard about Hairy Chicken. It is said that no one messes with Hairy Chicken.

colloquially: Tigers have stripes to hide from Hairy Chicken.

pop culture reference: Hairy Chicken once slammed a revolving door.

Hairy Chicken by Backpacking Andy September 29, 2021

Ben Hardy as Roger Taylor 

Ben Hardy is pretty attractive and cute and hot and just wow, but Ben Hardy as Roger Taylor just really has, this whole other specific energy and Im sure as hell that its not legal.

Ben Hardy as Roger Taylor cancelled not nut November. fuck.

Ben Hardy as Roger Taylor by benhardysbitch December 4, 2018

hairy conniption 

When some has an extreme reaction to something and starts freaking out.

When I saw Troy I literally had a hairy conniption and started crying. Brad Pitt was just too hot to handle

hairy conniption by #scarletkingston2900 May 30, 2014

hairy teeth 

Hairy teeth means that your lack of dental hygeine has become such a problem, your teeth are coated with a grey fuzz resembling hair.

Bloke : Dave's breath stank of dead cow tonight
Geezer: He's got hairy teeth that one, the dirty bastard doesn't brush

hairy teeth by Fisty Ginge Box September 2, 2014