Is When A Male always being pushed around and getting advantaged of by females that are “Just a friend.” To them. It is a illness that will be contagious for weeks, Months, Maybe years. Good guy cancer is also a guy who is just Good, Kind, caring and understanding. Good Guy Cancer Can be only get rid of if you can A. Explode your anger out of the person that fucks you over. B. Change your ways And C. Pass it on to the next person.
Peter: Dude, Shes so fucking beautiful man.. I’ll give her my whole world and everything. I love her..
Andre: Uh, My nigga you got good guy cancer, Joanna is a thot.
Andre: Uh, My nigga you got good guy cancer, Joanna is a thot.
by Yaboyc February 25, 2018
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Jackass: Care to hear a joke? (tells a dirty joke)
Girl: Hahahaha! That's funny. I'll have to remember that one.
Quieter Guy: (tells same dirty joke)
Girl: You perverted bastard! Is that all you ever think about? You'll never get any if you think jokes like that are funny. Go burn in hell, pervert!
Quieter Guy: Well, I'm probably not going to "get any" anytime soon anyway. God dammit, why do I always cause the Quiet Guy Effect no matter which girl I talk to?
Girl: Hahahaha! That's funny. I'll have to remember that one.
Quieter Guy: (tells same dirty joke)
Girl: You perverted bastard! Is that all you ever think about? You'll never get any if you think jokes like that are funny. Go burn in hell, pervert!
Quieter Guy: Well, I'm probably not going to "get any" anytime soon anyway. God dammit, why do I always cause the Quiet Guy Effect no matter which girl I talk to?
by the dirty liberal July 14, 2009
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The weekend includes activities normally enjoyed only by men.
Some of these activities include:
- Drinking
- Camping
- Cooking food on an open fire
- Partying by a campfire
- Frank discussions about unusual/interesting sexual events of the previous year
- The act of telling recurring jokes, recurring themes or digs on various parties in the group
- Practical jokes
- Long hikes into the wilderness
- Dangerous stunts
- Exchange of secrets the men wouldn't tell their significant other
- Tomfoolery
- Contests of manhood (lifting large objects, swim contests, etc)
- Dares (daring random women to "show me your tits!")
Often the weekend's events create incredibly vivid memories that can (and will) be discussed by this group of friends ad-nauseum (for their wives) until the next weekend event.
The weekend includes activities normally enjoyed only by men.
Some of these activities include:
- Drinking
- Camping
- Cooking food on an open fire
- Partying by a campfire
- Frank discussions about unusual/interesting sexual events of the previous year
- The act of telling recurring jokes, recurring themes or digs on various parties in the group
- Practical jokes
- Long hikes into the wilderness
- Dangerous stunts
- Exchange of secrets the men wouldn't tell their significant other
- Tomfoolery
- Contests of manhood (lifting large objects, swim contests, etc)
- Dares (daring random women to "show me your tits!")
Often the weekend's events create incredibly vivid memories that can (and will) be discussed by this group of friends ad-nauseum (for their wives) until the next weekend event.
When is the next guys' weekend away dude?? I need a break from the wife and kids, and could use a couple days of pure joy!
by Joe Swift July 27, 2010
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Origin: "Bros before hoes" for female.
Origin: "Bros before hoes" for female.
Erica: Jane, it's ladies night, remember to bring the wine.
Jane: Sorry I can't, Jack wants me to go to his place.
Erica: WTF, fries before guys, I will see you at 8.
Jane: Good call, see you at 8.
Jane: Sorry I can't, Jack wants me to go to his place.
Erica: WTF, fries before guys, I will see you at 8.
Jane: Good call, see you at 8.
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Get the Mr. Nice Guy mug.An emerging trend, generally wears hoodies and XL t shirts proclaiming their love for a specific food, has some form of gelled hair, owns at least 1 leather jacket. They generally have a penchant for sun glasses and knowing a few chords of guitar. The ones with TV shows generally permanently ruin any restaurant they go to. Guy Fieri, Adam Richman, and Big Hoss and from Pawn Stars are all cool fat guys.
Adam Richman can eat over 10 pounds of meat and deep fried food in one sitting, play several guitar chords, and has an almost pompadour, he is THE cool fat guy
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