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Golden Handcuffs

When a person has a high paying job that they are not used to so they spend all of their money loading themselves up with expenses and loans and are then stuck in a job they hate because they can't afford to leave it.
I would quit but I have a case of the golden handcuffs
by Tollllllyolo August 5, 2023
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Golden West High School

Where bitches act pregnant, and everyone vapes. Weird ass kids roam around school. The teachers for the most part are cool. bathrooms are full of dumbass kids that think that throwing trash everywhere is funny. I feel bad for the janitors at this fucking place. There’s groups of kids, the white church girls that are all not as innocent as they seem, the Yeehaws that are full of the dumbest kids imaginable, the weird kids that probably meow at each other, and the kids that are tolerable because they are smart and let people copy off them. All in all wack place, maybe don’t move here.
by pornaddicts10101 November 4, 2020
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Golden Gay/Lesbian

Harmful term for the lgbtq+ community that is used to signify that a person that identifies as gay or lesbian had never had sex with the other gender.

The term is considered harmful by members of the community for some of the following reasons (list not exclusive):
It shames people that were not identifying with that one term from the beginning on, making them feel less.
It pushes the stereotype of having to know you were gay or lesbian since forever, not allowing people to have space in order to experiment with their sexuality.
It creates this "elite" of people that were always aware they were gay/lesbian.
It takes away from experiences that closeted and scared lgbtq+ people had, trying to fit in by being with the opposite sex.
"Sarah has never been with a man, has she?"
"Yeah, she's a Golden Gay/Lesbian."
by Niel.for.me February 6, 2024
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Golden Thunder

To break wind whilst administering a golden shower
Those burritos really increased the decibels on my golden thunder.
by Cobra Cuckmander October 2, 2022
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golden brick

An advanced sexual maneuver, requires urinating in ones asshole during anal sex and then expelling said urine onto ones partner in a controlled manner
If you’re into scat play, you should have Chelsea drop a golden brick on your chest.
by Abel ladeau November 14, 2019
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Golden Laptop

The golden laptop refers to Jaden Reid's laptop being spray-painted in gold, and then the participants that are painting trace their dongs onto the laptop. They hide under the table until Reid sits down, then the participants jump out and skull fuck him until he has a phobia of laptops and the colour gold.
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golden fudge creamsicle

When a girl poops on a guys chest and pisses in his mouth then turns around and sits on his belly and jacks him off.
the dirty slut gave the lucky guy a golden fudge creamsicle then sat on his face.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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