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Daniel

Ravenous and energetic, Daniel is the kind of guy to point out that personality is independent of a name and start a half hour discussion on the obsession of humans drawing nonexistent connections. It can start a half hour discussion on just about anything. It'll answer "I'm better than okay" when asked if it's okay (which happens often). It claims to be "more sane than sanity" whatever that means. Neither a conformist nor a contrarian, and not even much of an individual, its intellectual flavor is best described as surpassing its own nature. Daniel is loud and dynamic. Can provide moderately stimulating entertainment for moderate amounts of time. Can provide mind shifting discussion for a very long time. Very simple person, either an intellectual philosopher deep in thought or a instinct-driven hedonist going mad from desire with little in between. Incredibly strong willed intellectually, weak willed everywhere else. Has an accidentally deranged smile that it shows everyone, has a truly perverted smile that it shows only its closest friends. Likes playing jokes like writing definitions about itself. Will gladly (under appropriate circumstances) become an item of furniture, and can become so, so much more. The kind of guy to ask you a question not because it wants to know the answer, but to get you to reevaluate your own understanding of truth. Never loses a debate, never wins anything else. Half life: (~8-∞) decades. If you know Daniel, then you know someone named Daniel.
"Are you okay, are you insane, Daniel?" -Example Human A
"I'm better than okay and more sane than sanity. But tell me, why do you think otherwise?" -Daniel
"What does that mean?" -Example Human A
"Do you have 3 hours? I can explain how to exit humanity." -Daniel
"Who asked?" -Example Human B
"I did." -Daniel
by Enlightened Chair November 23, 2021
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Daniel

A very obese kid that is underaged and is also very stupid. he thinks he's the main character, but he's not. bro cannot pull da ladies. He tries to tickle people when they fight him. He lost a fight to a kid that is six inches shorter than him over Halloween candy. He can consistently get dropped by a kid that is 30 pounds lighter than him. He a really sad boi.
Wow look at that fat dummy Daniel. He at all of my pudding, what a fatty.
by Walter the Crackah November 21, 2023
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Daniel b

He hates everyone except marisa and wishes that you die
by bldm6969 December 9, 2021
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Daniel

Becca: "You see Daniel?"
Steaphanie: "Danny?"
Becca: "Daddy"
by anonymous October 18, 2021
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damn daniel

Daniel is the guy who is wearing White Vans. His friend, Josh recorded him and said ''Damn Daniel! Back at it again with the White Vans!''. This Vine went viral.
''Damn Daniel! Back at it again with the White Vans!''
by clarityxp August 20, 2016
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Daniel James seavey

Daniel James seavey Is a big hearted, Very attractive, wonderful and funny person. No matter how you feel , he will always manage to put a smile on your face. His voice is incredibly light and at the same time strong and unbelievably beautiful . I love him just as all limelight's love him for his big heart and his commit hugs. He just makes you happy and laugh . He’s part of the band Why don’t we which is one of the most amazing bands ever .
Person 1: “ who’s your lane?”

Person 2: “ my lane is Daniel James seavey “
by Isabel.cv15 November 9, 2020
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damn daniel

Damn Daniel at it again with the white vans!!!
by Damndaniel19 September 7, 2016
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