college bitch syndrome

when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent

before-
me,her: intellectual conversations

after-

me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent

me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk

by Millsygirl May 6, 2023

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Newcastle college

A college that kicks you out without telling you after your therapist says you weren’t safe enough to go outside for a week

A college that badly underfunds everything other than maths, english and science

A college where the childcare teachers are incompetent

A college that hires the teacher that no one wants

I was told by a professional that I’m not safe enough to go outside. Only to be told that it’s all a lie by an uneducated lecturer from Newcastle college and that I’m kicked out

by gayguywithaseverecaseofanxiety May 9, 2021

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college louise wegmann

amazing school that has the best councillor

do you attend a class at college louise wegmann

by 12345dany May 2, 2023

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so college

When you are just too college for everyone else.

Person 1: "I just asked coach if he wants my ketchup bottle"
Person 2: "That's so college"

by pablobuyskicks September 22, 2021

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Clifton Community College

Also known as the University of Cincinnati, one of the most boring college campuses located right in the hood. All the worst people from Ohio go there.

Kaitlyn goes to Clifton Community College. Guess she only got into Mansfield.

by akidfromwestfake December 6, 2020

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