Cuck Call

When a guy gets a call from his girlfriend while she is engaging in a sexual act with another man.

*Ring

Boyfriend: "Hey, whatsup babe?"

Girlfriend: "Gluck, Gluck, Gluck..."

Boyfriend: "Oh, shoot I just got Cuck Called."

by btcterms March 29, 2023

The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'"

The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'"

The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.

Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.

by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Booty Call

In the Old West, cowboys could be out the dusty range, for months at a time, they'd get mighty dirty. So they'd mosey into town with nothing but clothes on their backs and they'd need to wash 'em. So what they'd do is, they would go down to the creek and strip down until they were wearing nothing but their boots. They would keep their boot on, because of rattlesnakes. In order to warn people who were swimming that the naked cowboy was on his way. He'd yell or call: "Booty", "Booty". Hence "Booty Call"

Here comes again Mr. Johnson for another Booty Call. The last one was very dirty.

by FulgoreX January 7, 2020

West Virginia mating call

When you shake a bottle of OxyContin/oxycodone in a strip club or at a party to find some “company”

I went into “the wet beaver” shook my West Virginia mating call just once and them bitches heads started popping up like prairie dogs

by ODie419 August 10, 2022

call the plumber

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.

with that kinda attitude call the plumber

by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023