Tok-Blocking

When you watch TikTok all day and realize it’s massively interfering with your dating life.

Girl, you have to get off TikTok for a day and try a dating app instead, you’re tok-blocking yourself into staying single!

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

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Block Lewis

He’s not a good guy. Block him

“ALISHA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HE IS NOT A GOOD GUY BLOCK LEWIS!!”

by Ssc00byd00by January 10, 2024

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geritol block

When one or more old people push a shopping cart in your way at a grocery store blocking you from passing.

I almost made it to the milk but I was geritol blocked by grandma.

by scotti foxx August 25, 2010

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knock-block

term for someone who tries to talk people out of fighting

Jimmy: Dude they were totally about to fight but Tim had to go be the good guy and convince them it wasn't worth it.

Allen: Man, what a knock-block!!

by indiansrf March 25, 2010

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block

a mixture of tobacco and weed, typically consumed in a joint or bowl

Person 1:"Hey man wanna smoke some block?"
Person 2:"Fuck no, dude"

by bbj42069 May 16, 2021

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(Noun, verb)

1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.

2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.

3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.

“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism”

by I’m not with him July 13, 2025

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