Girl, you have to get off TikTok for a day and try a dating app instead, you’re tok-blocking yourself into staying single!
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

by Ssc00byd00by January 10, 2024

When one or more old people push a shopping cart in your way at a grocery store blocking you from passing.
by scotti foxx August 25, 2010

Jimmy: Dude they were totally about to fight but Tim had to go be the good guy and convince them it wasn't worth it.
Allen: Man, what a knock-block!!
Allen: Man, what a knock-block!!
by indiansrf March 25, 2010

by bbj42069 May 16, 2021

(Noun, verb)
1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.
2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.
3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.
1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.
2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.
3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.
“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism”
by I’m not with him July 13, 2025

by Nobodyxzy October 8, 2016
