surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.

"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."

by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019

potato

A religious item.

holly potato

by the holy potato god November 22, 2021

german potato

The act of enlarging a clitoris with a vacuum, then drying it with kosher salt before stimulating it with chopsticks

I am quite sore after trying the german potato

by Rennfeild February 25, 2017

Stinky Potato

The famous pc port modder, Kaze Emanuar.

Kaze is a stinky potato, The Legend Of Zeina

by Lilaa3 March 16, 2022

Potato bugging

You your cock is flaccid and you are able to roll/coil it similar to a potato bug

jared was potato bugging to make his dick bigger

by anonymous February 25, 2021

Potato

Potato is defined as a derogatory slang word meant to insult someone for being a said Potato, popularized by Sheeshpotato99.

"You had sex with my girlfriend?? L potato"

by Tucker Patrick White April 2, 2025

Potatoes

The most delicious and sexy vegetable to exist and the small potatoes are the best singers the the world and everyone loves potatoes

Mmmmm potatoes

by Ilovesshrek69 November 2, 2022