ghetto stomach pump

the act of stabbing a person in the stomach then fucking it

jesse: ow my stomach my stomch hurts
kris: let me give you a ghetto stomach pump then after i will fuck your ass with my hairy penis

by asdf1347 July 9, 2011

Ghetto best

The best that one's current circumstances deserve.

Alan- Ben only scored 2 points in the game last night.

Milo- Ben only has one arm.
Jayne- He gave his ghetto best.

by pandasupra April 6, 2017

Ghetto blast

A sex position in which when a mans time to "blast" arrives he slips into the anus and ejaculates. After which is done he proceeds to lick it out whilst fisting the partner.

Guy 1: damn man I totally ghetto blasted a bitch last night!

Guy 2: man you nasty.

Girl 1: should I let him ghetto blast me tonight?
Girl 2: girl nah that's for sluts and marriage!

by Finkykuck November 21, 2016

ghetto

The Grammys

“The Grammys are the most ghetto award dhlw ever”

by PLAN3TBRUNO April 3, 2022

Ghetto Bird

A large bird of prey that belongs to the Rotary family, the Ghetto Bird originates from California. It is commonly spotted over areas such as San Bernardino, Compton, and Long Beach while hunting for prey. Ghetto Birds are primarily active during the day but are also skilled nocturnal hunters, thanks to their advanced 1-million-lumen photon transmitters.

I had to pull a strap on a fool named Louis the Third, cause I'm getting chased by the Ghetto Bird!

by SumDude357 February 16, 2025

Ghetto bunting

Blue and white crime tape

Bro is it a royal wedding today look at all the ghetto bunting!
Nah guy Lashawn got stabbed down there

by Donny Diamond June 4, 2018

Ghetto Theatre

While you and/or other people are watching a film or a live play, you yell out your opinion on what you're watching.

Teacher: I don't want no ghetto theatre.
Students: Whatever.

~Movie Starts~
Student 1: Yo wtf is she doin'?
Student 2: She's being a dumb ass bitch, that's what she's doing.
Teacher: I said I didn't want no ghetto theatre!

by fuckschoolbitch420 July 19, 2017