John fell down stairs last night when he was drunk so I gave him an alaskan wet wipe to help his wounds.
by Wet wiper October 16, 2021
One student gave a pure wet willy to a student in class sleeping in first period, the whole class was feeling hilarious
by D money509 April 22, 2015
When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.
by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020
The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.
Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.
by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022
by witchofthewest December 23, 2015
CCC 1: "why did I climb trees all day, and listen to dark music for that many hours?"
CCC 2: "Your a sticky wet cadet son."
CCC 2: "Your a sticky wet cadet son."
by JTO Man October 13, 2007