porch monkey

It means a Person, black, white, brown, or Yellow who are lazy and have nothing better to do but sit on there porch all day. All tho A long time ago I do think it started as racial term that made no since. Back then everyone use sitting on there porch as a good pastime rich or poor.

Just Like trailer park trash can be referring to anyone so can Porch monkey.

by Francisstewart February 27, 2008

chunky monkey

1. A Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor featuring bananna flavored ice cream with chocolate chips.

2. A derogatory term for a fat asian-american of the wigger variety.

Yo, that chunky monkey got a badunkadunk but she can bust some funky fresh rhymes

by 457R4L February 3, 2008

porch monkey

a kind of attack monkey that you teach to sit on your porch and throw its poop at people you don't like. not to be confused with nigga that sits on a porch.

Guy: "check out this porch monkey i bought at petco"

Girl: "what does it do?"

Guy: "throws poop at people"

girl: "awesome"

by ninjamatt May 5, 2009

Bush Monkey

Slang for dirty Syrians.

Look at that smelly bush monkey.

by itzKinetix December 20, 2018

Hungry Monkey

Take a banana and stick it half way up a chick's ass. Peel half way then eat half of it. Pull it out jerk off and cum on the dirty half then shove it in her mouth

She loves the Hungry Monkey

by B.A December 2, 2003

Monkey Run

When you are masterbating and you are about to unload but you are not near a bathroom and you do not want to make a mess. So you run to the bathroom/toilet holding the end of your penis with one hand and the other hand in the air doing an impression of a monkey.

Oh shit, im about to cum - im gonna have to do a monkey run to the toilet.

by Daryl Brown December 18, 2007

Monkey Punch

The Greatest Manga artist/story teller of all time.

Monkey Punch is simply the greatest.

No one can beat Monkey Punch.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 1, 2005