Trailer Park Granite

Slang for cheap epoxy coating that is supposed to look like natural stone.

"Nice counter top, is that marble? Nah, it's trailer park granite."

by IanLocks May 21, 2020

Crashing the Parking Lot

The act of sexual activity in a very expensive car, while smoking on that kush at the same Damn time!

Them bitches at the club be crashing the parking lot.

by Lil Niggas September 28, 2012

park bo gum

Precious Sword

Park Bo Gum a man who born wisely and like a precious sharp sword. determined and very generous, the attitude and heart so tender. easy to help fellow human beings and can be relied upon as a friend. very handsome favored by many people with the nickname "National's Boyfriend / Boy Crush" a very polite man.

by Urbanxdict January 31, 2018

park my nuts

When you go balls deepen a girl and you park your nut on her. Or when she deep throats you and you park your nuts on her chin.

Excuse me, can I park my nuts on you.

by Jackrabbit 15 January 7, 2016

Parking lot sushi

When you eat a girl out in the side of your car, in a parking lot.

I had sushi in the parking lot last night, delicious. That was some good parking lot sushi.

by Mac L August 7, 2021

Dohyun Park (Danny)

a straight up pedophile. if he says he's not, never believe him... if you bump into him, run away as fast as you can

guy 1: omg! is that dohyun park (danny)?
guy 2: oh shit stay far away from him

by bossom November 22, 2021

parking lot constipators

those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at

Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.

by the big effer April 7, 2011