Kinder egg

When you hook up with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out too late

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside

Person1: Did you hear John got a kinder egg in bed yesterday?
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!

by Kurogo May 25, 2020

laying eggs

To make lots of cash and be stupidly rich

Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.

by the coolest cool person ever April 28, 2024

Mongolian Surprise Egg

When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.

A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”

B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”

A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”

by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025

Egg Word

An african american person, usually gay that loves to suck on eggs like its balls

"That person sure eats eggs weirdly, must be an Egg Word"

by LiquifierCheesepetson February 6, 2024

egg burp

the time of the month your body starts to digest the bad stuff left behind making you gassy and your burps smell like rotten eggs

I have egg burp.

by Luis Chico1995 May 29, 2022

Bonus Egg

When you are sucking semen through a straw from another man's anus and if you get a chunk of feces

That was one tasty morsel love that bonus egg.

by Osama Joe Biden May 14, 2023

Tummy Egg

Spooling up a fat cum shot into your belly button.

Man, Taylor fried up a HUGE tummy egg last night and told everyone on Discord

by Tummy Egg July 15, 2023