cutting it up on glenoaks

Swerving through traffic with your pitats beamer

"ay apeh are we cutting it up on glenoaks today?" Gago Kapikyan

by GandoniGlux August 7, 2022

Cutting that ass

A description of something that is really bothersome.

John: Let’s go outdoors and finish up that project we started yesterday.
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019

cut fight

A New York Philly kind of thing. One person says something and the other comes back on it. Usually sarcastically.

Nice shirt. Where did u get it? Goodwill? Yeah, your momma left it with the rest of the stuff from her wedding.
Cut fight response: only because my dad didn’t want to see u naked

by Raysipse December 22, 2023

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Samurai cut

A cut so exact. So precise. That it doesn’t even look like a cut.

He samurai cut Junior, JR looks good for a second then split in half.

by TheScientist1 July 11, 2021

silk cut cocktail

A cup of urine.

Sally Metcalfe, in Coronation Street (week commencing 26/11/2018), was going to drink a cup of her own urine to make herself ill in order to delay court proceedings. Abby Franklin walks into the cell and says "I don't think much to the cocktails in this joint", then later refers to it as a 'silk cut cocktail'. Pertaining to the Silk Cut cigarette adverts where a piece of purple silk is slashed to represent a vagina.

by Princess Mary Magdalene November 30, 2018

Cut, with a gut

At the gym, guys like my wonderful husband-of-a-certain-age: work out enough to be cut, and still have a gut. God love their shapely upper arms. They're taking care of themselves.

There's a lot of cute guys at the gym - OK, some are only cut, with a gut.

by Jane Zealand November 22, 2010