Mud Monster

I am become this.
Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."

Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."

Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
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mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
may we all be mud monsters
by lovepier September 19, 2021
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Monsterism

The act of drinking large amounts of Monster energy drinks is known as Monsterism. Monsterism is a serious disorder that can lead to negative health outcomes such as heart disease, kidney stones, strokes, diabetes, liver failure, and death. It may also result in increased aggression, anxiety, and depression. Monsterism may also cause changes in one's personality and interpersonal relationships.

If a person drinks large amounts of Monster energy drinks, this is a sign of a serious addiction. It is important that the person effected seek medical help immediately and receive treatment for this issue.
"Joe drinks Monster a lot"
"Oh yeah, he has Monsterism"
by Villagerjj January 10, 2024
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'Fuck you' monster

A monster that intends to kick your tuccus and generally makes things difficult for you.
I forgot that the guardian ape is a 'Fuck you' monster
by ScavvBOI November 17, 2020
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Monster Within

someone who is a complete waste of space on this already dying planet also has a drinking problem and an expert stalker makes shitty ass weeb videos, literally would enjoy dick up his ass
Monster Within? isn't that the guy that likes children?
by TotallyNotDagon December 27, 2021
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Monster house

Let’s be honest, you hate when this happens.
by Grovyle_The_Hero253 April 07, 2020
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Beef Monster Munch

A Woman who chases you round the club with poppers while also looking like a Beef Monster Munch
"EEEEE get away you Beef Monster Munch
by wooboowoo January 24, 2025
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