Monster Miles

Monster Miles, the mighty muslim terrorist. Has a relation to Osama bin laden and has been seen working with his hijabi assistant, Zaina.
“EY BRO GO HIDE! MONSTER MILES IS COMING

“OMG.. IS THAT ZAINA WITH HIM?!”
by bread6696969 November 11, 2022
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Happy Monster Band

A Playhouse Disney cartoon from 2007 that indoctrinated kids into listening to Tally Hall. They were way better than the Wiggles because it was fucking TALLY HALL!

Joe Hawley (red tie) does the voice of Bluz the blue keyboardist, who is my favorite.
Zubin Sedghi (blue tie) hits some high notes as L.O., the yellow bassist.
Rob Cantor (yellow tie) voices Frred, the red guitarist.
Ink the pink spider doesn’t really sing, she just hangs out on the drums like Ross.
I wonder who Andrew would be. Rock and Raul, the two-headed Zak and Wheezie looking guys?

It’s funny how they sound like normal kids when they speak, but can turn into Tally Hall with the flick of a switch.
I still remember the lyrics to the Happy Monster Band 16 years later. 4 year old me loved it. Now I’m a fan of Tally Hall.

“Yin and Yang are ringing in the new year, celebrating all the days within! Yin lights a candle, dances like a dragon. Yang does a lion dance for him.”

Depressed gay teenagers (or in my case, 20-somethings) listen to Tally Hall, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and They Might be Giants. So if you grew up with Happy Monster Band, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Neil Cicierega memes, you’re gay now.
by popsicleprincess July 26, 2023
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Monster

The fucking thing under your bed
“Father for there is a monster under my bed” “shut the fuck up timmy and go to bed
by chimkin nugg January 14, 2021
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Tikness Monster

A scary and delusional monster with
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear
OMG NO ITS THE TIKNESS MONSTER!!!”
by dicksleeve February 5, 2023
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googie monster

someone who has consumed six or more pills in one night.
Holy shit, that guy doing the melbourne shuffle in the corner is such a googie monster nom nom nom
by nomnomnomilovegoogies December 22, 2009
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Monster Energy

Jo: hey ash did you see Kennedy drinking a monster energy?
Ash: I know what a loser. *drinks Rockstar like a CHAMP*
by Officialopposum August 8, 2021
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Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.
Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!
by dirtybison November 17, 2021
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