bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.

Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)

by dragoJim February 13, 2018

app monster

somebody who is addicted to buying apps.

Person 1: Man, Sam has so many apps on his iPhone.
Person 2: Yeah. he's a total app monster.

by cheerdiva800 July 1, 2011

Monster X

1) The easiest way to find Monbebe around you
2) Used by ignorant beings

Pst. Using it may cause damage to health and destroy relationships... So be careful. Better... just don't use it.

Situation 1:
Someone: Monster X
Monbebe: *From nowhere* It's MonSTA X, not MonSTER X

Situation 2 (worse one):
Someone: Monster X
Minhyuk: *From under the bed* It's MonSTA X, not MonSTER X *demonic voice*

by DemonFucker February 20, 2020

Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“may we all be mud monsters”

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShitLol September 22, 2021

my singing monsters

some shitty pokemon ass collect them all game where you get monsters and make them have sex to make another monster

some kid on tiktok: my singing monsters sounds cool imma post it on tiktok
*it blows up*
homeless man carlos: why the fuck is this kid saying "ham bum bum bum bum" to me while hitting the worst griddy
elsagate creator: my singing monsters epic wubbox eats jalapeno pink sauce plants vs zombies poop
people on the internet: wtf is this retarded shit

by sharknado102000 August 3, 2023

bollock monster

A child.

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.

by Nikcox December 6, 2021

Cookie monster

a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies

cookie monster is coming pull out the cookies

by because im short May 6, 2022