Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.

Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"

by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011

Mexican Marching syrup

Tequila

Can’t wait for Cinco de Mayo to drink some Mexican Marching syrup

by That Boneyard pimp May 13, 2023

March 25th

Kiss,fuck,love drake for ever❤️

March 25th is the day you love drake forever

by Kammmmmmm March 24, 2022

-March 26-

Might as well tat realest nigga on their face

..Drake luvs the type of niggas that we’re born on -March 26-

by UBETTERfwDevy December 28, 2021

March 19

March 19 is fuck anyone who’s name is Aiden day. No don’t fuck them, but fuck them!!!

You: Hey Aiden fuck you

Aiden: Wait why
You: It’s March 19th, a day to fuck Aiden
Aiden: You wanna fuck?
You: No I don’t wanna fuck, fuck you!!
Aiden: Ohhhh

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 18, 2021

March 2nd 2023

The day caitlin and ciaran got together

On march 2nd 2023 Ciaran calls and says "will you go out with me"
Caitlin takes a sec because of shock then reply "yes"

by Someoneyoudontknowxoxo March 14, 2023

Menace to M’s March

Annoy the people who’s name starts with “M”!

Person - Yo Maxwell its Menace to M’s March
Maxwell - OH SHOOT

*person slaps Maxwell*

by VolcanicSalt March 8, 2024