Cum in ice cube tray let it freeze and wait until she sleeps and place the cum cubes on her eyes and sing 'COME ON TO ME' by Paul McCartney.
Cum-gone-hard
by anonymous February 9, 2024
Get the CUM-GONE-HARDmug. It is when you want to have sex with a grandma but she fucking forgets how to do it. This will result in her thinking "sex" is hugging your dick.
Jared: I had to die hard with my fucking grandma
Fred: Mt grandma once squeezed my dick so hard that it exploded into little shitty flakes of cum
Fred: Mt grandma once squeezed my dick so hard that it exploded into little shitty flakes of cum
by coconut gun December 12, 2019
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by Shannon2Clean July 5, 2025
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by youtuber_rater September 27, 2023
Get the hardmug. Hard ( Haa-r-dh) is a Indian boy name derived from sanskrit word HRIDAY meaning "Heart".
People named Hard are usually short a.f. The funny one in a group. Really good rizzlers.
Dirty minded but pure of heart, attractive, caring, and SHREDDEDDD.
People named Hard are usually short a.f. The funny one in a group. Really good rizzlers.
Dirty minded but pure of heart, attractive, caring, and SHREDDEDDD.
Hi Hard, Nice Cock
by SomeonenamedHard November 23, 2023
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