hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 29, 2021

hard dick and helicopters

An answer to what's up?". Can also mean someone who falls in love easily or immediatly after having sex. The opposite of hard dick and bubble gum.

Be careful if you put it on him girl, he wil ask you to marry him the very next morning. Hes hard dick and helicopters.

by Emophilla, obsessive,generous, July 28, 2023

Hard Blunting

Hard blunting is the act of having any form of sex while intaking pot simultaneously for a maximum of pleasure...and the munchies.

Guy: Dude I am so tired.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy: I was up all night hard blunting with my gf.

by CollegeExpert April 13, 2011

Hard

A pool with no water.

My new viewers met me at the town hard, and they became dehydrated afterwards.

by NationwideFan2020 January 12, 2021

Hard

Having An Erection

"Jayden Was Hard In Class"

by LilMasky April 09, 2019

Hard

Hector is the literal defenition of hard .

Hector is hard. That’s it. He s the definition. What more did you expect ?

by Somedonkus1924 February 24, 2019

Hard

Hector

Hector is literally the defenition of hard

by Somedonkus1924 February 24, 2019